Scary Stories To Read In The Dark

FOR AFTER DARK: Listen to this great poem “Paranoid” written by Stephen King and read by Frank Muller. 
I have been absolutely terrible about updating lately. Sorry, ladies and gents. But here’s why: my brother, Nick, and I just signed a deal to do SOMETHING COOL and have been working with DELETED to finish the first REDACTED. Gah, that is annoying, but someday soon […]

Excerpt: The Son (Meet Me At The Falls 3)

Here’s another excerpt from Part 3 of MEET ME AT THE FALLS concerning Wiley, the youngest member of the Murphy family. Somehow, he managed to reach Snoqualmie Falls before his family…so there he now waits. Starving. Thirsty. And alone. Until he spots the reclusive Snoqualmie Tribe who have reclaimed their lands, and heritage, beside the mighty Falls.

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Excerpt: The Kids (Meet Me At The Falls 3)

The third part of my ongoing post-apocalyptic sci-fi story MEET ME AT THE FALLS has taken a long time to finish. I know. As do the two other authors Ben and John. But it’s the best, and most important, part of the story thus far so we took great care crafting the Murphy family’s decline. The October release date will be […]

We Won at the International Film Awards Berlin!


Dick Figures has always had a huge following in Germany. It counts for the most views of all non-English speaking countries. To be honest, we have no idea why. But once again the German’s blitzkrieg’d us with a surprise: DICK FIGURES THE MOVIE has won the Best Animated Feature Award at the International Film Awards Berlin.

I. What. How. ???. Awesome. As […]

Scripts Suck

No, seriously. They suck. And I hate them. They’re boring. Technical. And do not represent the final experience audiences have while watching a movie. AT. ALL. Sure, I went to film school. I write screenplays for a living. I understand that sluglines show locations, character names are for who’s doin’ th’ talkin’, and that the inciting incident happens on Page 10 or the […]

A Mischievous Audio-adventure

Big thanks to my long time friend and creative collaborator Nicolas D. Frantela for doing a GREAT audiobook version of my story “What Mischief At The Governor’s Ball?”. Complete with gin-soaked Louisiana accent. And likely a po boy on his plate. Nic assures me he was drinking during recording—a true professional. I would expect nothing less. Why not have a drink yourself, […]

Fat stacks of scripts

Just got the first printed scripts for “Turner of the Century” — 113 pages of jokes, ghosts and explosions. My brother, Nick, and I will be doing a table reading with Ghostbot soon to discuss revisions. And where we can add more fart jokes. We’re both incredibly proud of how the screenplay turned out and can’t wait to tell you more […]

“Turner of the Century” Turned In

Today, my brother and I finished writing the screenplay for my next animated feature, Turner of the Century. It’s an insanely fast and fun movie with more jokes than you can even imagine. Seriously. There aren’t five seconds that go by without something funny happening. For those of you who’ve watched Dick Figures or Duke of Fancy, the humor is very similar. Lots of quick dialogue, cut-aways, […]

I came. I saw. I Con-quered.

Well, I think Comic-con actually conquered me as I’m still trying to stop my brain from spinning inside my skull. Previously, I had only been to Vidcon, CTN, and Wondercon… so SDCC was a whole new beast. A swarming, hot, sweaty, beast. Doesn’t sound very pleasant, but somehow in all the chaos it really was.
It’s the only event where superstars from movies, TV, games, […]

Turner of the Century…A Movie You Will See Someday

Very happy to announce that today, yes as of 9AM this morning, my brother Nick and I started writing an animated feature for Ghostbot! It’s called TURNER OF THE CENTURY. Expect the movie to be Dick Figures humor wrapped in fantasy with a side-order of adventure. Ghostbot is an AMAZING animation studio in San Francisco so we’re both thrilled to be working with […]